how often do you give out unsolicited fish advice?
seems like i can't EVER go to the pet store without seeing some clueless schmuck being given false advice by a sales person who doesn't know what they're talking about. the staff all either think i'm very helpful or very annoying.
So remember, when you're feeling very small and insecure,
How amazingly unlikely is your birth,
And pray that there's intelligent life somewhere up in space,
'Cause there's bugger-all down here on Earth.
Loki/Grendel/Gail/Beowulf/Camilla/River/Bathory/Arwen/Lafayette/Deb/Jack Skellington (soon)