I know, it is so off! I can just imagine if you said that in the language to someone who is at least semi-fluent in the language they would be like, "Eh?" -point and laugh-. The other languages weren't so bad, such as French and Dutch, but the others, Greek, Korean, and others that I used were weird and the sentence made NO SENSE!!!! I really don't know how you get "Amanda where has come distinction woman bond and like vissenbetta" from "Hello my name is Amanda and I love betta fish." I really don't.
When I was in Spanish class, I never thought to use babelfish...hehe I guess it's a good thing I was a good student, eh?