I love those:
Friendship is like peeing on yourself; everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings.
Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway :P
Oh I love the things that appear in your signature, I remember the last ones:
Stupid: Smart Talented Unique Person In Demand
Nerd: Not Even Remotely Dorky
I found another one:
Constipated people don't give a crap.
Edit: I have another one, it is not intended to offend anyone, although I fear it may, it is meant completely as a joke!
A man walks into a bar, and asks for 6 double vodka's, the bar tender asks him: whats wrong?
The man answers, I just found out my younger brother is gay, I'm not sure how to deal with it.
The next day the same man appears and orders 6 double vodka's, the bar tender asks him: whats wrong this time?
The man answers, I just found out my older brother is gay, I'm not sure how to deal with it.
When the man appears for the third day running, the bar tender asks: Doesn't anyone in your family like women?
The man answers: Yes...my wife!!!
Proud mum of : Gandalf, Lily,(ohm bettas)
Pineapple (male betta)
Jade, Indigo (hm bettas)
a few platys, a few guppies,
a few shrimp,
and whatever else sneaked into my tank while I wasnt looking
If it moves. . .BITE IT!!!
Last edited by dramaqueen; 07-12-2012 at 10:51 PM.