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post #1 of 11 (permalink) Old 10-02-2012, 07:50 PM Thread Starter
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BFbW #2: Tail Type Horoscopes

Tail Type Horoscopes
By CandiceMM

You don't always see clearly through the scratches on your tank, but keep positive. Live Blood worms look promising in the near future so keep up with the "I'm Hungry" Salsa dances. Watch yourself on Thursday; you may encounter a battle with a plastic plant which could result in torn fins and an angry mommy/daddy following yucky salt baths. Overall I see nothing but warm happy days in front of you so stay happy Halfmoon.

You will see changes in your surroundings in the next few weeks. Maybe some new neighbors or roommates. If you play it cool and act like it's no big deal the possibility of a larger tank looks bright. Crowntail don't get your rays in a bunch, the less stress the less ammonia builds up keeping those rays straight. The last thing you need is your human messing with your water every day and checking pH levels. Keep your head up Crowntail and just keep swimming.

Dear Plakat, knowing you are the most active of the tail type signs why don't you enjoy a brisk swim back and forth your tank. Just don't over work yourself, take a nice break on an Anubis leaf. I see conditioning in the near future so advise you to eat your live foods and grow strong. The female of your dreams will be swimming on by before you know it.


You are the originator, yet most of the time you feel left out in the cold. Cheer up that bitter attitude of yours and stop chasing your tail in circles. Don't forget Halfmoons, Delta tails, and Crowntails are around all because of you. So stay positive and just enjoy your life. The last thing we need is for you to go cordless bungee jumping out of the tank straight into Fishy heaven. On the 6th or 7th I see a sweet little VT female that will surely brighten your day.

Dearest Double Tail, I know you have body image issues with your shorter body and uneven fins due to fin biting. You are a type of fish that needs extra stimulation to stay busy as you can get easily bored. I would suggest creating new fun games for yourself such as flaring at everything possible and chasing your reflection down as if it's a bad guy in the Wild West movies. If I were you I wouldn't feel so bad about yourself, you have two distinct caudal lobes creating a beautifully mirrored image of an upper fin. You are distinct and you should be proud.

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Haahaa! ! That is so funny! They should put this in the betta newsletter.
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Hehehe, this was really cute.

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Originally Posted by dramaqueen View Post
Haahaa! ! That is so funny! They should put this in the betta newsletter.

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post #5 of 11 (permalink) Old 10-03-2012, 07:40 AM
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So adorable I love them all...and Perseus is a Crowntail and says a new neighbor what the heck now dont go giving mom any ideas... and a bigger home, wow that would mean a 10 gallon, wait shes not getting one of them catfish she is always goggling about with all the awwwwsss and ooohhhsss, now come on mom you know I would pull its whiskers so dont even go there dude !

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ADORABLE idea. <3

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that is so funny! I love it!
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Haha this is so cute :) I really enjoyed reading it! I will be sure to pass on these horoscopes to my bettas.
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post #9 of 11 (permalink) Old 10-04-2012, 04:37 PM
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I like this, it's great

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post #10 of 11 (permalink) Old 10-05-2012, 02:45 PM
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Haha thanks guys!!! It was fun to write :)

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