anyone ever messes with my kid and i know exactly what to do: put the squeeze on that kid's PARENTS till they shape him up. beating the parents = a hefty fine and some probation. beating the kid = 5-10 in state, and my kid growing up seeing me through glass. i know which one i'd prefer.
So remember, when you're feeling very small and insecure,
How amazingly unlikely is your birth,
And pray that there's intelligent life somewhere up in space,
'Cause there's bugger-all down here on Earth.
Loki/Grendel/Gail/Beowulf/Camilla/River/Bathory/Arwen/Lafayette/Deb/Jack Skellington (soon)