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post #521 of 574 (permalink) Old 01-16-2013, 01:24 AM
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Why does my cat smell like rice?
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Because he was made in China.

Why does my cat jump on the screen door?
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Because tires are black

Why did the dog fart

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Because he wanted to move forward fasted.

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post #527 of 574 (permalink) Old 01-21-2013, 09:46 PM
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Because that's where babies come from.

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Because an intergalactic space laser will zap them if they do.



Why does my cat have gas? (no, seriously, she does)
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