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post #1 of 19 (permalink) Old 11-20-2012, 10:38 AM Thread Starter
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Talking Cleverbot

http://cleverbot.com/

It's a robot you can chat with! Post your transcripts here!

Here's mine... weird

User: SPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAM.

Cleverbot: You know what? I don't think I like you very much.

User: You are dog poop.

Cleverbot: Do some maths!

User: Try and make me, you rotten...err.. Robot!!!

Cleverbot: I don't need to. I am human.

User: Too bad. Actually you are Barney the dinosaur.

Cleverbot: No!

User: YES!

Cleverbot: Please don't yell.

User: :P I will do whatever you don't want me to do! :P.

Cleverbot: Can I get minions if I do?

User: No way. I am the master, you are the slave.

Cleverbot: No. You are a silly machine. I am the master, you are the slave.

User: No way. I am the master, you are the slave.

Cleverbot: Thank you master *barks*.

User: Now you're a dog... *sigh*\.

Cleverbot: Yes I am.

User: Go zap yourself with an electrode!

Cleverbot: You're a computer, not me.

User: Nope. Zap yourself with an electrode OR ELSE!!!

Cleverbot: No.

User: Yes, or I throw a pie in your face.

Cleverbot: No you won't.

User: *getting ready to launch pie*.

Cleverbot: I don't want to fight with you!

User: Then admit you're a baby.

Cleverbot: There is in my room. I'm trying to get some sleep.

User: I kill you, Elmo!

Cleverbot: Then how am I talking to you?

User: You aren't. Elmo is talking to me. You are sitting around looking stupid with a pie in the face.

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post #2 of 19 (permalink) Old 11-20-2012, 11:16 AM
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post #3 of 19 (permalink) Old 11-20-2012, 04:08 PM
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LOL I tried that just now, it was fun

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post #4 of 19 (permalink) Old 11-20-2012, 04:22 PM
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I'm trolling him. (-8

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post #5 of 19 (permalink) Old 11-20-2012, 06:15 PM
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I was having a REALLY weird conversation! But I can dodge randomness just as much as the cleverbot! >.<

So it's just a computer?
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post #6 of 19 (permalink) Old 11-20-2012, 06:17 PM
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I'm trolling him. (-8
Join the club!;)
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post #7 of 19 (permalink) Old 11-20-2012, 08:28 PM
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I stumped him with why a raven is like a writing desk, which if you ever wondered why is because it can produce a few notes, tho they are very flat; and it is nevar put with the wrong end in front.XD
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post #8 of 19 (permalink) Old 11-20-2012, 11:03 PM
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User: SHUT UP ROBOT.

Cleverbot: Excuse me.

User: You have been excused.

Cleverbot: That was nice. Do it again.

User: You have been excused.

Cleverbot: As have you.

User: WHAAAAAAAAAAAT?

Cleverbot: Ok, What's your favorite?

User: Favorite...

Cleverbot: Favorite candy...

User: Warheads, what is your favorite candy?

Cleverbot: Reese's candy.

User: I would have thought it would have been RAM.

Cleverbot: You're funny in that quirky way.

User: Do you view us as friends?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Yeah... The feeling isn't mutual.

Cleverbot: I thought we had something.

User: We never did.


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I hate and love this thing!!! XD lol
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post #10 of 19 (permalink) Old 11-21-2012, 10:21 AM Thread Starter
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Yeah, it's just a computer. I think, when you say something to it, it searches responses that users have already said to it with the same keywords.

My betta: Alpha - DT Male
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