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post #1 of 8 (permalink) Old 01-23-2013, 04:31 PM Thread Starter
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Post any bad jokes you have here!

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post #2 of 8 (permalink) Old 01-23-2013, 05:05 PM
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I have a fish joke, but it only works in Spanish:

¿Qué hace el pez?
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¡Nada!

(In case you don't speak Spanish, the joke asks what does the fish do, and the answer, nada, is a word that has two meanings in Spanish. Nada can mean "nothing" or it can mean "he/she/it swims." ;) )
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what's the difference between the US and a leech?

a leech STOPS bleeding you dry after you're dead.

So remember, when you're feeling very small and insecure,
How amazingly unlikely is your birth,
And pray that there's intelligent life somewhere up in space,
'Cause there's bugger-all down here on Earth.

Godric/Eric/Sookie/Frodo/Sam/Vlad/Rasputin/Genghis/Hannibal/TARDIS/
LaVey/Crowley/Dahmer/Ripper/Al/Thor/Skadhi/Freija/Sunna/Mead/Mani/
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what's the difference between the US and a leech?

a leech STOPS bleeding you dry after you're dead.
Hah! :D

What's the difference between Obama's cabinet and a penitentiary?

One is filled with tax evaders, blackmailers and threats to society. The other is for housing prisoners.
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Why was the boy sad?

He had a squirrel stapled to his face. rotfl XD

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree?

because he was dead.

So remember, when you're feeling very small and insecure,
How amazingly unlikely is your birth,
And pray that there's intelligent life somewhere up in space,
'Cause there's bugger-all down here on Earth.

Godric/Eric/Sookie/Frodo/Sam/Vlad/Rasputin/Genghis/Hannibal/TARDIS/
LaVey/Crowley/Dahmer/Ripper/Al/Thor/Skadhi/Freija/Sunna/Mead/Mani/
Loki/Grendel/Gail/Beowulf/Camilla/River/Bathory/Arwen/Lafayette/Deb/Jack Skellington (soon)
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Why did the first koala fall out of the tree?
Because it was dead.
Why did the second koala fall out of the tree?
Because it was stapled to the first koala.
Why did the third koala fall out of the tree?
Because it was blonde!

(No offense, I'm actually blonde :P)
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What's a dyslexic rabbi say?

Yo!

(thank you 10th grade english teacher)
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