Rant: My dad didn't want me to eat his ice cream (jerk) so he told me to eat this thing all wrapped up in plastic bags in the fridge. He said it was banana pudding. So I went to pick it up and he says "This guy at work brought it in last night. He said his wife really likes to wrap things up good" Well, no kidding. It had two plastic bags around it, two layers of foil, and a layer of saran wrap. And when I open it, it still smells like trash bananas. >.> So.... I unwisely decide to try a bite.
You know what I mean when I say trash bananas, right? The banana peels that sit in the trash too long and they stink to high heaven? Well, that was what it tasted like.
WHY DID HE TELL ME TO EAT THAT?!?!
“Everybody is a genius. But if you judge a fish by its ability to climb a tree, it will live its whole life believing that it is stupid.” - Albert Einstein