Finally back after having my hard-drive replaced (so I feel your pain, Sakura) and then a nationwide internet crash for the server we use.
Aus: your idea of the perfect man made me giggle. :P I want a pause and mute button for all people.
Fishman: my sister and I just went back to uni. For her first week for one of the four subjects we take per semester she had 168 pages of reading. For ONE SUBJECT. I am so glad I'm past that course. On the downside, I'm currently taking a course that has the second highest fail rate in the school of law.
My rant: there's a guy at church who has it in his head that I'm some kind of super-child and the best Christian he's ever met. I'm very definitely neither, and I hate that he has this idea of me. He keeps giving me books and things that I don't have the time or the inclination to read. He's given me one about 18th century law treatises between king and commoner in the worst print I have ever seen. When does he expect me to read that? WHY does he expect me to read that? Why would anybody want to?