an unrant about purple carrots.
Okay. Purple carrots. I bought some this morning at a farmer's market and am currently eating them all, and only recently looked in a mirror. I have concluded upon a few things:
Never eat purple carrots when you're going out to a formal function! They turn your mouth and lips PURPLE! Purple. That being said, go nuts with purple carrots if you aren't doing the formal function. Instead, pretend you're an alien or something. Dye your pet with purple carrot juice. Or, if you're feeling really evil, bathe in it yourself and let the fun begin! The joy of purple carrots is endless, endless I tells ya!
They are also delicious and extremely healthy for you, and best of all . . . they're PURPLE!!! /end unrant.
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