A LFS employee told me a story once of a guy that spent $500.00 on a saltwater fish. This person left fish in car over night and fish died. Person took fish back to store in same unopen bag and wanted a refund. Somehow person said what he had done and store refused refund. Story shows no matter how expensive a fish is there is always a dummy that will somehow neglect it.
Location: The Crab State! In other words, Maryland.
I'd be a shark, I do like bettas, but so many people mistreat them, a super small percent of going to someone good, like us. And everyone is afraid of sharks, and they get a theme song! How many other fishes get a theme song?
I'd be a lion fish, but one that lives out on the reef. That way I'd get to see all the beautiful fish and never have to come up for a breath, plus I would probably never end up as another fishes lunch
Or an octopus(not sure if that really counts as a fish) because there so cool with ability to change colors...and open jars :P