Ohhhh, lawd, I have so many embarrassing moments.
Once, I was showing my old horse, Teddy. I was showing hunters at the time, and we were at a show at a predominantly jumper/eventing farm. Therefore, even the hunters had to heed jumpers rules - that is, we couldn't school the jumps before the classes.
The jumps were colorful and scary, and Teddy was terrified of them (I was too!). We were doing okay, and then we came upon a big orange monster, and Teddy slammed on the brakes. I went up on his neck, over his head, and landed on the jump with the pole between my, ahem, legs. Then I slid off sideways and STILL managed to end up on my feet. I don't think my mom has ever laughed so hard. She still wishes she caught it on tape, and it was seven years ago!
Another story. People claim I have wires crossed in my brain, because whenever I'm outside in bright light, instead of squinting, I have a sneezing fit. I was kissing my boyfriend when a friend decided to shine a bright light into my face. I opened my eyes and sneezed right into his mouth. Poor boyfriend.
Octavius - Male Halfmoon [02/19/11]RIP
Nero- who had been living under the moniker of "Hestia" for the past two months. Poor boy. [02/28/11]