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post #31 of 96 (permalink) Old 08-26-2011, 10:29 AM
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I would ask the Rottie how he learned to talk and then run like crazy to the nearest insane asylum.

WIF you woke up one morning and found out you were living yesterday all over again, like the movie Groundhog Day?
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post #32 of 96 (permalink) Old 08-26-2011, 10:34 AM Thread Starter
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I'd be like, hey, hey, I know what gonna happen next! other person, "whut?" "You gonna get slapped in the face by a jumper wearing clown!" "whuuut? O.o" *Random clown smack* "see told ya" "How did you know that was gonna happen" "cause it happened yesterday silly," "whuuuu?" O.o XD XD ....don't ask XD

WIF you made coffee one morning and it came out the filter purple?

My wacky little petting zoo:
30 guppies
5
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5 ducks
4 dogs
2 pygmy goats
2 chinese bottom feeders
1 corn snake
1 sweet little Kitty,
and a rabbit

"Wisdom is realizing your life is not your own, but belongs to those little things that depend of you, and the big things that love you..."

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Sue the maker of the filters for defective products, make millions, get more fish.

WIF you and your favorite pet switched bodies for a day?
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post #34 of 96 (permalink) Old 08-26-2011, 10:58 AM Thread Starter
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Well...then I would be my cat so I guess it would be a day of exploring all the weird tiny spaces she squeezes her self into sometimes XD ...I don't have any clue what she would do in my body...probably raid the fridge with her new imposable thumbs XD XD

WIF you woke one morning and your cat was sitting up on your chest, holding it's food bowl in it's paws

My wacky little petting zoo:
30 guppies
5
betta's
5 ducks
4 dogs
2 pygmy goats
2 chinese bottom feeders
1 corn snake
1 sweet little Kitty,
and a rabbit

"Wisdom is realizing your life is not your own, but belongs to those little things that depend of you, and the big things that love you..."
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I would look at the food dish, look at the cat, and say, "If you can hold your food dish, you can dish up your own food" and go back to sleep. And then probably get clawed in the face or something by an angry cat, hahaha.

WIF cats ruled the world? (assuming they don't already, which they think they do)
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post #36 of 96 (permalink) Old 08-26-2011, 12:05 PM Thread Starter
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XD they would get sooo fat from over eating that they would eventually be immobilized...allowing the human race to rise up and take the reins once again XD XD


WIF your betta jumped out of his bowl and slapped you with his tail fin, all the while making strange little ninja sounds O.O

My wacky little petting zoo:
30 guppies
5
betta's
5 ducks
4 dogs
2 pygmy goats
2 chinese bottom feeders
1 corn snake
1 sweet little Kitty,
and a rabbit

"Wisdom is realizing your life is not your own, but belongs to those little things that depend of you, and the big things that love you..."
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I would reconsider his name, and get a new lid for him.

WIF bettas could live together?

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Bettas - TOTAL COUNT - 18
Thoth, The Red VT twins - Fred and George, Motoko. As well as Bloodmoon and SilverKnight, Zypher, Bobber, Quetzalcoatl, Tsuruko, Shinobu, Mistume, and Su. Introducing, The Duke. 4 unnamed.
RIP- All those loved and lost. Forever Missed.
I now add the name of Prince Poppycock to the list. forever loved and forever missed.

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post #38 of 96 (permalink) Old 08-26-2011, 02:25 PM Thread Starter
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O.O' don't even talk like that...my whole house would be over takin' XD there would probably be 30 in my 55 gallon...males and females...it would be beautiful *drools* XD If only, if only

WIF instead of grounding you your parents shaved your head and drew permanent marker characters all over it as punishment XD

My wacky little petting zoo:
30 guppies
5
betta's
5 ducks
4 dogs
2 pygmy goats
2 chinese bottom feeders
1 corn snake
1 sweet little Kitty,
and a rabbit

"Wisdom is realizing your life is not your own, but belongs to those little things that depend of you, and the big things that love you..."
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I'd kick them in places that shouldn't be kicked.


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post #40 of 96 (permalink) Old 08-26-2011, 05:07 PM Thread Starter
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XD I would dance in the ashes XD XD *burn evil homework burn*

WIF school only lasted one day a year...but on that one day you had to endure painful surgery to get an information chip implanted in your brain

My wacky little petting zoo:
30 guppies
5
betta's
5 ducks
4 dogs
2 pygmy goats
2 chinese bottom feeders
1 corn snake
1 sweet little Kitty,
and a rabbit

"Wisdom is realizing your life is not your own, but belongs to those little things that depend of you, and the big things that love you..."
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