So I had to go to Petco/Petsmart today (they're right next to each other) to pick up some plants, and there was this mom and her daughter who were picking out fish for the girl's 10 gallon tank for her dorm. Being the nosy fish nazi that I am, I listened in to what they were talking about, and they wanted to get a baby albino pleco and the salesperson was all for it ("They won't get any bigger than 2" and only eat the algae from the walls" was mentioned). They then moved on to pick out three fancy goldfish, and were looking at an Siamese Algae Eater when I decided to just walk away before I did something to get myself kicked out of the store. It's days like this that college students with fish really irk me, and I am one! There's been a couple of times that people think I'm good with fish (reality - I just do my research) have asked me why their goldfish/betta/etc. died and tell me about their setup, they looked at me like I grew a second head when I tell them likely exactly why the fish died the day/week/month after they brought it home.
It's funnier in Enochian.