peacock fern nearly killed our first sorority...we didn't know it wasn't aquatic, put it in and in a matter of hours it had disintegrated, caused the water to stink of sulfur, and had all the girls lying in the gravel.
So remember, when you're feeling very small and insecure,
How amazingly unlikely is your birth,
And pray that there's intelligent life somewhere up in space,
'Cause there's bugger-all down here on Earth.
Loki/Grendel/Gail/Beowulf/Camilla/River/Bathory/Arwen/Lafayette/Deb/Jack Skellington (soon)