Haha, i know, right? I'm saving up to have them come and build me a tank. Just don't hold your breathlol. Anyway, I went to petsmart in search of onions(lol, that sounded so funny, going to a petstore in search of food) and did not find any. I did find water wystriya(sp?) and amazon swords! They are healthy and snail free. Can you give me some suggestions on their overall care? i will also be posting a thread so maybe you could check that out. thanks!