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Old 03-10-2012, 04:42 PM   #11 
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lolz
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Old 03-10-2012, 07:50 PM   #12 
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why is it a penny for your thoughts, when you throw your two cents in? what a rip off.
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Old 03-10-2012, 09:34 PM   #13 
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What leaves a bigger memory than a passionate kiss? A Stab Wound.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Why did little Billy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a bus.

I think we all know who won this joke making thing. :F
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Old 03-11-2012, 10:06 PM   #15 
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Here's one for Harry Potter fans:

Knock Knock!
Who's there?

You know.
You Know Who?

Yes, that's right! Avada Kedavra!
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Old 03-11-2012, 10:49 PM   #16 
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(found it on youtube a while ago)
three girls escape out of boot camp, it was 2 brunettes and 1 blonde. they ran into a farm, inside the farm was 3 potato sacks. they went into each potato sack. a couple of cops came to investigate. one cop open the farm and seen the 3 potato sacks, he said "there just potato sacks in here" the other cop said "try to kick'em!" so he kicked one, which was the brunette girl she responded "meow". "oh, it is just a bag of kittens" the cop said. he kicked the other sack, which was the other brunette girl, she responded "woof woof". "oh, it is just a bag of puppies". and the cop kicked the last potato sack, which was the blonde, she responded "potato's!"
LOL it made me laugh typing it!!! what kind of cop leaves a sack of cats and dogs?? seriously?
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Old 03-11-2012, 11:34 PM   #17 
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Another Harry Potter one...

harry: I know a wizard with no nose!
voldemort: No nose? How does he smell?
harry: Terrible!
voldemort: LOL!
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Old 03-14-2012, 05:18 PM   #18 
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Haha.

@Diablo: No.
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Old 03-14-2012, 11:45 PM   #19 
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when you arrive at death's doorstep...

ring his doorbell and run like hell.
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