I thought a joke thread would be quite fun to do, share your favourite jokes here!
I hope I'm the las guy on earth...I want to see if all those girls were lying to me!
Everyone has a right to be stupid...you're just abusing the privilege
No one is listening until you fart
A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well
It's so simple to be wise. Just think of something stupid to say and then don't say it
I'm multi-talented: I can talk and tick you off at the same time
How do you get a sweet little 80-year-old lady to say the F word? Get another sweet little 80-year-old lady to yell *BINGO*!
You had the right to remain silent...you just didn't have the ability!!!