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Old 05-20-2011, 05:23 PM   #1 
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The funniest joke thread

This thread is meant for jokes that you find funny. And want to post here this is one I found that was hilarious! So start joking and laughing

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A woman, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any jobs for her to do.

"Well, you can paint my porch. How much will you charge?"
The woman said, "How about 50 dollars?" The man agreed and told her that the paint and ladders that she might need were in the garage. The man's wife, inside the house, heard the conversation and said to her husband, "Does she realize that the porch goes all the way around the house?"
The man replied, "She should. She was standing on the porch."

A short time later, the woman came to the door to collect her money.
"You're finished already?" he asked. "Yes," the woman answered, "and I had paint left over, so I gave it two coats. "Impressed, the man reached in his pocket for the $50. "And by the way," the woman added, "that's not a Porch, it's a Ferrari."
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Old 08-11-2012, 02:22 PM   #2 
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good one
why are betta fish smarter than humans they can train their owners to bend over feed them and spend a fortune on them. might of got it wrong choclate Bettas rule.
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A man walks into a bar with a frog on his head. Confused the bartender asks, "hey were'd you get that?". The frog then replies "I don't know I woke up this mornig with thing on my butt".^_^
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