well, Honeycomb is always funny, but maybe i will share a story about my torotise.
i have a Russian tortoise, and we found him wandering a street. The owner found us and said we could keep him. He has a whole piece of the backyard to himself and comes when called, like a dog. his favorite treat is strawberries, so one day i went to get him some. I took him out of his enclosure, to get some strawberries, but where i till had my eye on him. When i came back, he was nowhere. I panicked and began flipping almost everything in the backyard to find him.
Then, i remembered he comes when called. I called him, and i heard the rustling of bushes. I turned around and BLOOP! Out comes a little yawning head out of a pile of leaves XD I laughed myself to death, and learned to never let him out unless under my constant supervision! They are faster then you think!