While skipping along the road,
Don't bother with the toad -
There's better pets to be had,
Ones that won't ever make you mad!
You don't have to clean or cook,
Or research with a book!
It's as simple as 1,2,3
The best pet in the world, you see.
Sure a pet rock is dandy
But come take a look at Randy.
He does not poop or breathe,
So don't feed him when you leave!
Think twice to get a different kind,
One that has lungs, a heart and mind.
A tank may look cute and handy
But these tanks are only good,
For good old Randy!
I would like to see people's uses for the useless small tanks!
Mine is for "Randy" the fake fish. This is a 0.5 gallon, my boyfriend's sister used for her fish before we forcibly upgraded him to an amazingly spacious 1.5 gallon.
And no you do not have to do a rhyme... Unless you want to :)
Have fun with it, take a picture, post it! Please? :o