So, my banana plant....
It REFUSES to settle anywhere xD I feel like the 3 giant leaves and fourth smaller one are helping it to float... and it's sprouted all sorts of roots off the banana rhizome base that look like legs that are essentially holding it up and closer to the surface. Those roots are pretty strong things! Also, the plant is now starting to sprout a 5th!!! leaf!!

I'm not using ANY ferts and this thing is just taking off!
How do I get it to at least stay in one spot? I've tried everything from partially burying it to getting my log to hold it down... Any ideas? xDD