...you start calling your guinea pigs "fishies"...
...you stay up till 11:00 PM doing water changes, mooshing garlic, etc...
...your mom asks you "What's for dinner?" and you reply, "pellets soaked in garlic juice."...
...You go to the pet store and come back with a betta everytime

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Anyone have anything to add? Just a thread out of boredom...