Funny things spouse or kids say

[Abby]

post the things you LOL at when people talk to you

example this is what happened today

Bf: honey you know these two fish look identical cept their coloours right?
Me: which two?
Bf: these two behind the front two* points at Fred & ced*
bf: -continues- their fins are the same *sounds a little "i never noticed this in the 4 months you have had them*
Me: -lmao- that's cause they are brothers from the Sibling spawn from Sydney off Adam
Bf:.....oh.....*walks away a little deflated*


I loled at this ;)

[Smr2892]

I told my fiance I had to "go potty" once, so I walked into the bathroom to do my thing. He walks right on in (men.. lol)
and looks at me.
Me - "get out!"
Him - "why?"
Me - O.o
Him - "are you...?"
Me - "Please get out..."
Him - "Absolutely! There are two things you never interrupt in this world. Art, and a good poo!"

I think I almost died of embarrassment, and from laughing so hard.
And Yeah.. I definitely just told that to the bettakeepers of the world, which I also find amusing.

[vaygirl]

Haha!

Years ago my husband and I are watching some show about cheetahs on a nature channel....

Him: It's a shame cheetahs will never get ahead in this world.
Me: Why not?
Him: Because cheetahs never prosper.

He gives me awful jokes like this constantly. It always cracks me up. Also, I posted this a while back but it bears repeating...

Me: Hon, can you throw up a roll of toilet paper?
Him: Well, that would be quite a feat!

:D

[Smr2892]

Hahahaha! That was hilarious. My fiance always has some quick witty remark, too. Sadly, I can never think of one.

[AngelicScars]

Originally Posted by vaygirl

Haha!

Years ago my husband and I are watching some show about cheetahs on a nature channel....

Him: It's a shame cheetahs will never get ahead in this world.
Me: Why not?
Him: Because cheetahs never prosper.

He gives me awful jokes like this constantly. It always cracks me up. Also, I posted this a while back but it bears repeating...

Me: Hon, can you throw up a roll of toilet paper?
Him: Well, that would be quite a feat!

:D

This is something my husband would say.

[dramaqueen]

My Dad used to tell so many stories about things that happened in his office. One day they had someone new in the office and they were asked to call some other office and ask for Tessie or Flo.My Dad heard her say" can I speak to Tessie Overflow?" lol

[Arashi Takamine]

I know this is about spouses and kids but my dad says the weirdest things. He once said something I can't even remember now and it had me falling to the floor laughing.

Now adays though. Instead of phone he'll say: "Pwn." And hand me the phone in the morning. He stopped doing it recently but it was funny whilst it lasted.

We also have a joke that irritates mom: "Just pick up the phone and call Tyrone...Tyrone isn't home, so put down the phone." She HATES it when we do that.

[Abby]

*chuckles* my dad is he KNOWS whos ringing usually answers "Freds Fish N chips"

[Abby]

Originally Posted by Smr2892

I told my fiance I had to "go potty" once, so I walked into the bathroom to do my thing. He walks right on in (men.. lol)
and looks at me.
Me - "get out!"
Him - "why?"
Me - O.o
Him - "are you...?"
Me - "Please get out..."
Him - "Absolutely! There are two things you never interrupt in this world. Art, and a good poo!"

I think I almost died of embarrassment, and from laughing so hard.
And Yeah.. I definitely just told that to the bettakeepers of the world, which I also find amusing.

Lol. if im brushing my teeth or showering bf will happily walk in to urinate but i lock the door.
hen my pup was still an inside dog, his dad SAW me get home from walking him and knew the first thing i do is take him into the bathroom (where he was sleeping) and feed him. kobi was in there he went into the toilet didnt tell me and i almost walked in on him lol *whups* that will teach me to knock n him to lock the door

[Abby]

yeh im a little bit ditzy. i got a awesome Hacker type keyboard not as great as theirs, you all know the one im talking about in the movies where the awesome hacker flips out a rollup rubber wireless keyboard and slaps it on the table....mys pink and wired, after a few times of using it hooked up to my laptop i had issues i thought were related...LOL i mashed the laptop key board the other day accidentally(the built in one) and for some reason kept getting numbers at the end of the letter rows. i panicked thinking i screwed it up. i freaked out did a few restarts and nothing. i hung head and told computer geek bf he looked and wondered i pointed out an extra light "theres this light i have NO idea what its for..." him: "You idiot that means numlocks on" me:"Didnt know i HAD numlock" BF*hits buttons and walks away*

I mean COME ON how was i meant to know the symbols TINY AS HELL and i am capable of using the numbers across the top i dont NEED numlock

my bad lol