Electric Mayhem: Sparky's Log

[Sakura8]

Life would be so much simpler if dinner was in a pellet. No more cooking. No more food shortages in 3rd world countries that don't have electricity to keep food fresh. O.O We'd all eat pellets!

Simpler and kinda boring.

Fish food sticks and bits

EDIT: Olympia, yes, I don't really want to think about the process of making earthworm pellets.

[Olympia]

Lol. Earthwoms already kind of look like pellets, I guess.

[Sakura8]

If I can feed earthworm pellets instead of real earthworms, I'd be much happier. Not fond of worms. At all.

[Sakura8]

Sparky says:

Dear diary,

Today I spent all day hiding in my tunnel because every time I go outside, that woman ambushes me with the camera. She stuffs it right in my face and even though I go ZAAAP, I can't shock her! Maybe I'll get lucky and she will drop the camera in the water . . .

[Chesherca]

ROFL, NAUGHTY Sparky! No shocking crazy ladies OR their cameras! Just smile for your picture, and she'll leave you alone. It won't hurt, I promise. . .

[Sakura8]

When Sparky smiles, he looks like he has gas.

[Chesherca]

ahhh, so THAT'S why his tum is so bulbous! It's the gas. . . obviously. Poor Sparky! He has such a hard life!

Y'know. . . how do those critters feel about plants? I can't help but think he'd be appreciative of a well-planted tank - and having seen some of your other tanks, I feel sure you've got some ideas in the works here. So spill! What are your plans for that BIG OLD GIANT AWESOME tank that the Sparkster inhabits? Or do you think he's too shovey for anything green?

Just curious! We all want the happiest Sparky there has ever been. . . poor thing! I wish you had taken a picture of the sad little tank he came from in the pet shop. Hopefully they DON'T get any more in stock anytime soon - or Sparky might just end up with Sparkina, and YOU might end up with a tank full of baby Sparklings! Daaaaaaw. . . ;)

[Olympia]

Oh there are photos of it.. Lemme find em.

[Chesherca]

Oh that just makes me so SAD!!! *cries* Poor little(ish) SPARKY! *hugs* No wonder you're so chubby and strange!

[Sakura8]

Chesherca, I would love to plant Sparky's tank but I have to get a better light for it and I can't afford that right now. *cries* Why is everything so expensive??? And even with a light, I might have to pot things. Lots of amazon swords, some vallisneria in the background. Maybe a some crispus . . . And then one night, during his break dancing, Sparky rearranges the tank . . .

Considering that Sparky was there for at least 4-5 months, I would hope the LFS decides electric cats aren't good sellers. They were all terrified of him.

Little baby Sparkers . . . I bet he was so cute as a baby.