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Old 07-12-2012, 10:49 PM   #11 
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Funny jokes everybody, no offense

1) Why should you never play cards with s cheetah?
Because they cheat!
I believe it goes something like this:

Why should you never play cards with a spotted cat?

Because he is a cheetah.



Anyone familiar with ICanHasCheezburger.com?


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Old 07-13-2012, 12:19 AM   #12 
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lol, that's cute!
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Old 07-13-2012, 01:58 AM   #13 
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No but I sometimes go on reddit.com.

WARNING: SOME OF THE MATERIAL ON REDDIT.COM IS OFFENSIVE AND USES BAD LANGUAGE AND ADULT HUMOR.

Just thought I'd make that clear. XD
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Old 07-13-2012, 06:39 AM   #14 
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OMG LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL u needs help cleanin tank?I hold fishies fur you...TOO FUNNY!!!And 2 men walk into a bar, you would have thought the second one would have ducked!!!PMSL

I like this one: (I warn you it is long!)

A man walks into a restaurant with a full-grown ostrich behind him.
The waitress asks them for their orders.

The man says, "A hamburger, fries and a coke," and turns to

the ostrich, "What's yours?"

"I'll have the same," says the ostrich.

A short time later the waitress returns with the order. "That will

be $9.40 please." The man reaches into his pocket and

pulls out the exact change for payment.

The next day, the man and the ostrich come again and the man
says, "A hamburger, fries and a coke."
The ostrich says, "I'll have the same."
Again the man reaches into his pocket and pays with exact change.

This becomes routine until the two enter again. "The usual?"
asks the waitress.
"No, this is Friday night, so I will have a steak, baked potato and
a salad," says the man.
"Same," says the ostrich.
Shortly the waitress brings the order and says, "That will be $32.62."
Once again the man pulls the exact change out of his pocket and
places it on the table.

The waitress cannot hold back her curiosity any longer. "Excuse me,
sir. How do you manage to always come up with the exact change
in your pocket every time?"
"Well," says the man, "several years ago I was cleaning the attic and
found an old lamp. When I rubbed it, a Genie appeared and offered
me two wishes. My first wish was that if I ever had to pay for anything,
I would just put my hand in my pocket and the right amount of money
would always be there."
"That's brilliant!" says the waitress. "Most people would ask for a
million dollars or something, but you'll always be as rich as you want
for as long as you live!"
"That's right..Whether it's a gallon of milk or a Rolls Royce, the exact
money is always there," says the man.

The waitress asks, "What's with the ostrich?"
The man sighs, pauses and answers, "My second wish was for a tall chick
with a big ass and long legs who agrees with everything I say.."






WELL, HELLO!!!!!!

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Old 07-13-2012, 06:56 AM   #15 
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Also I love this little "quiz" see which answers you can find out and I will post the true answers later!


Have fun with these...

The 5 QUESTIONS....

THESE ARE SOME OF THE BEST 'MYSTERY QUESTIONS' I HAVE SEEN....THE ANSWERS ARE AT
THE BOTTOM. NUMBER 5 IS AMAZING. IT SHARPENS THOSE CELLS IN YOUR
BRAIN AND STALLS ALZHEIMER'S FOR YEARS!!



(I couldn't figure them all out, maybe I already have Alzheimer's! )




1. A murderer is condemned to death. He has to choose between three
rooms. The first is full of raging fires, the second is full of
assassins with loaded guns, and the third is full of lions that haven't
eaten in 3 years. Which room is safest for him?




2. A woman shoots her husband. Then she holds him under water for over
5 minutes. Finally, she hangs him. But 5 minutes later they both go out
together and enjoy a wonderful dinner together. How can this be?





3. What is black when you buy it, red when you use it, and gray when you
throw it away ?






4. Can you name three consecutive days without using the words
Wednesday, Friday, or Sunday?





5. This is an unusual paragraph. I'm curious as to just how quickly you
can find out what is so unusual about it. It looks so ordinary and
plain that you would think nothing was wrong with it. In fact, nothing
is wrong with it! It is highly unusual though. Study it and think about
it, but you still may not find anything odd. But if you work at it a bit, you might find out. Try to do so without any coaching!


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Old 07-13-2012, 07:21 AM   #16 
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Okay, I gave up after the first one. I'd like answers please.

Here is what I got for the first one:

The room with the lions because they would all be dead from lack of food for three years.

Oh. I got another answer. Its for the third one. Charcoal.

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Old 07-13-2012, 10:53 AM   #17 
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haha, you got one right...but who knows which :P haha I will post the answers at 8:00 uk time, I think usa is about 5 hours behind us so roughly 4:00 usa time
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Old 07-13-2012, 12:12 PM   #18 
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I don't know about 1.

2. The woman is a photographer.
3. Coal (that's an old one)
4. This has several answers but it could be yesterday today and tomorrow
5. Very clever except I don't miss details, there's no "E"

Here's one for you: What work can one never finish?
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Old 07-13-2012, 12:30 PM   #19 
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I know I was right for both 1 and 3.

Lions can't go 3 years without eating. They'd literally be skeletons by then. Hence the safest room for him.

Charcoal is black when you buy it, red when you use it, and grey when your done with it/throw it away.

So I think you might have meant I got both right.
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Old 07-13-2012, 03:30 PM   #20 
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Ok the answers are:

The third room, as pointed out by TheCrabbyTabby, they are dead as a doorknob...or is it nail...

The woman is a photographer

The obvious one is the coal, black-when you get it, red-when you use it, grey-when you've made it die a very painful death :P

Yesterday, today and tomorrow are the fourth answer-as guessed by thekinetic

And the last one is indeed that regardless of the fact that the letter e is the most commonly used letter in the alphabet, it does not appear at all in the text!

Also sorry for the late answers!

TheCrabbyTabby: I actually meant to put you definitely got one question right, I didn't say you got the other one wrong :P

Keep the jokes coming people!!!
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