My parents don't understand how much I love my fish.
I noticed that Buddha was full from his food today, so I made him flare to help poop by using a spoon.
And my dad goes, "Oh, you're spooning with your fish?"
And when I told him why I was doing it, he goes "Oh my god, are you serious. It's not a baby."
And when he mentioned how the dogs were acting funny (they need to go out), he goes, "It's because she doesn't spoon with them anymore."
23 days til I go back to college where no one judges me for loving ym fish like a normal pet.