Cats as people

[xShainax]

What would your cats be like as a person? My male would be the type of guy that scratches himself every five minutes and has a beer belly. My female would be skittish.

[teeneythebetta]

My female would be shy. But around her friends & family, a very silly fun person.

My male would be talkative, outgoing & handsome.^.^

[registereduser]

I don't understand. Cats are people.

[RandyTheBettaFish]

I think your a bit confused registered. Lol

[xShainax]

My cats act like people

[TheCrabbyTabby]

I once had a tortie that was always described as a New York type broad, with a ratty old bathrobe, curlers in her hair and a cigarette dangling out of her mouth, yelling in a three pack a day type voice to the kids playing in the street to "KNOCK IT OFF!!" XD

[teeneythebetta]

Originally Posted by TheCrabbyTabby

I once had a tortie that was always described as a New York type broad, with a ratty old bathrobe, curlers in her hair and a cigarette dangling out of her mouth, yelling in a three pack a day type voice to the kids playing in the street to "KNOCK IT OFF!!" XD

Haha

[Laki]

lol Crabby.
Oliver would be the town clown, the king's jester. He's sneaky and maniacal and he has no shame in joining alliances for his own gain- not aiding his mates. He is self centered and a suck-up. Will trick his victims into beleiving he is sincere and then using their backs as a body shield when he gets into a lot of trouble and need to get away. He lays on his back to expose his belly, but even that is a trick- like a venus fly trap he will get you everytime.

[TheCrabbyTabby]

The cat of my childhood, Muffy, the grey and white, medium haired tuxedo cat, would have been the kindly old lady in the neighborhood that everyone called their Grandma, even if she wasn't their biological one. She would have loved every child, even those that weren't biologically part of her family, and cared for them as though they were her own. Muffy was a true nanny cat, if ever there was one.

The only other cat I had was a solid black cat named Binky. She would have been the shy, squeaky voiced little girl, who hides behind either her hair, or bulky clothes. She would want very badly to be a part of a group of friends, but never have the courage to speak up. So very sweet but also so very bashful and nervous. She was usually nervous because she had to watch her back for the tortie cat I described earlier, Myrtle. Myrtle liked to beat her up on a regular basis.

[Jupiter]

Originally Posted by registereduser

I don't understand. Cats are people.

Mine would be the stereotypical grouchy fat old man...he'd scream at everyone and wouldn't be afraid to use his cane to whack a kid to get of his lawn.