2 + 2 = 5

[Gracie8890]

Because my pancakes are purple!

Why do i love food so much?

[Little Leaf]

cause you slapped a pie!

Why do I like bettas?

[LeoTheLakerBetta]

Because the United States is made of 50 states.


Why are pies slappable?!

[Gracie8890]

Because cheese is a vegetable!

Why am i so cold?

[LeoTheLakerBetta]

Because somewhere the power went out, so a student could not finish his homework, so his grade went from a D to an F, so his teacher drop failed him, so his parents got mad, so the student was grounded, so his friends went to the movies without him, so his 4 friends were short of the 5 dollars their grounded friend would have brought, so the manager told them no snacks if they can't pay, so they didn't go to the movies, and the movie they would have seen was 4 tickets short of breaking the world record.


Why did the chicken cross the road?

[MistersMom]

To get to the other side (Heaven)....

Why are bananas pink!?

[LeoTheLakerBetta]

Because pink is bananas!

Why do birds lay eggs?

[Gracie8890]

Because a alein came to you and asked for your help, and u said no, so the alein got mad and kidnapped. You. You then woke up and the alein was running tests on you and then he asked you for help. He wanted to rid the world of peanut butter because aleins are allergic and theres no soap in space,

Why do people keep trying to find bigfoot after 200 years of no success

[fishy314]

Cause I said so.

Why does Bettas^2 = pi + 46^e?

[MistersMom]

Because the ancient cyro-gyptions love goats and eat sand.


Why is this site blue!?