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It's a robot you can chat with! Post your transcripts here!
Here's mine... weird
User: SPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAM.
Cleverbot: You know what? I don't think I like you very much.
User: You are dog poop.
Cleverbot: Do some maths!
User: Try and make me, you rotten...err.. Robot!!!
Cleverbot: I don't need to. I am human.
User: Too bad. Actually you are Barney the dinosaur.
Cleverbot: No!
User: YES!
Cleverbot: Please don't yell.
User: :P I will do whatever you don't want me to do! :P.
Cleverbot: Can I get minions if I do?
User: No way. I am the master, you are the slave.
Cleverbot: No. You are a silly machine. I am the master, you are the slave.
User: No way. I am the master, you are the slave.
Cleverbot: Thank you master *barks*.
User: Now you're a dog... *sigh*\.
Cleverbot: Yes I am.
User: Go zap yourself with an electrode!
Cleverbot: You're a computer, not me.
User: Nope. Zap yourself with an electrode OR ELSE!!!
Cleverbot: No.
User: Yes, or I throw a pie in your face.
Cleverbot: No you won't.
User: *getting ready to launch pie*.
Cleverbot: I don't want to fight with you!
User: Then admit you're a baby.
Cleverbot: There is in my room. I'm trying to get some sleep.
User: I kill you, Elmo!
Cleverbot: Then how am I talking to you?
User: You aren't. Elmo is talking to me. You are sitting around looking stupid with a pie in the face.
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