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Old 01-23-2013, 05:31 PM   #1 
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Talking Jokes!

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Old 01-23-2013, 06:05 PM   #2 
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I have a fish joke, but it only works in Spanish:

¿Qué hace el pez?
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¡Nada!

(In case you don't speak Spanish, the joke asks what does the fish do, and the answer, nada, is a word that has two meanings in Spanish. Nada can mean "nothing" or it can mean "he/she/it swims." ;) )
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Old 01-23-2013, 06:21 PM   #3 
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what's the difference between the US and a leech?

a leech STOPS bleeding you dry after you're dead.
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Old 01-24-2013, 09:29 AM   #4 
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what's the difference between the US and a leech?

a leech STOPS bleeding you dry after you're dead.
Hah! :D

What's the difference between Obama's cabinet and a penitentiary?

One is filled with tax evaders, blackmailers and threats to society. The other is for housing prisoners.
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Old 01-24-2013, 05:45 PM   #5 
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Why was the boy sad?

He had a squirrel stapled to his face. rotfl XD
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Old 01-24-2013, 07:07 PM   #6 
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why did the monkey fall out of the tree?

because he was dead.
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Old 01-24-2013, 07:40 PM   #7 
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Why did the first koala fall out of the tree?
Because it was dead.
Why did the second koala fall out of the tree?
Because it was stapled to the first koala.
Why did the third koala fall out of the tree?
Because it was blonde!

(No offense, I'm actually blonde :P)
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Old 01-24-2013, 09:57 PM   #8 
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What's a dyslexic rabbi say?

Yo!

(thank you 10th grade english teacher)
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