Jokes!

[fishy314]

Post any bad jokes you have here!

[Sixwolf]

I have a fish joke, but it only works in Spanish:

¿Qué hace el pez?
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¡Nada!

(In case you don't speak Spanish, the joke asks what does the fish do, and the answer, nada, is a word that has two meanings in Spanish. Nada can mean "nothing" or it can mean "he/she/it swims." ;) )

[homegrown terror]

what's the difference between the US and a leech?

a leech STOPS bleeding you dry after you're dead.

[thekinetic]

Originally Posted by homegrown terror

what's the difference between the US and a leech?

a leech STOPS bleeding you dry after you're dead.

Hah! :D

What's the difference between Obama's cabinet and a penitentiary?

One is filled with tax evaders, blackmailers and threats to society. The other is for housing prisoners.

[fishy314]

Why was the boy sad?

He had a squirrel stapled to his face. rotfl XD

[homegrown terror]

why did the monkey fall out of the tree?

because he was dead.

[eemmais]

Why did the first koala fall out of the tree?
Because it was dead.
Why did the second koala fall out of the tree?
Because it was stapled to the first koala.
Why did the third koala fall out of the tree?
Because it was blonde!

(No offense, I'm actually blonde :P)

[thekinetic]

What's a dyslexic rabbi say?

Yo!

(thank you 10th grade english teacher)