Ahem. My betta apartment complex has a new tenant.
My bettas found a little HM, lying homeless in a freezing cold Petsmart. The store's heating system was broken, and it was only 60F inside.
They purchased him, and all his accessories (tank, heater, etc) with my credit card. They even arranged transport to their apartment complex. (Fortunately, they did not hire an airplane to do this!)
I, of course, took pity on the freezing, clamped little guy, and helped acclimate him.
He now has his own apartment. And, I'm sure, the other bettas have already provided him with my credit card information and a high-speed internet connection.