I had some time to spare earlier waiting for a BT engineer to come, so I decided to get some snaps of Bernie.
He used to be camera shy, but he's a posing little tart now.
He spots the camera...
He poses.
Okay so maybe I was bribing him to pose with freeze-dried shrimp.
Blowing his...well I'd call it a 'bubble nest', but it's more just 'random bubbles'.
One last pose before I left him alone. Looking slightly plump after all the shrimp.