Aaaaaaugh don't you dare say that s-word around me, noooo!!
I texted the wife about it and she hasn't responded at all lmfao. I'm almost scared that if I DID go get it tomorrow, she'd make me stock it with whatever fish she
wanted as punishment. You know how marriage is supposed to be one of those things where you learn everything about a person? Somehow she never mentioned her lifelong dream to have a pet lobster until just recently. HMMMM.
But ohhhh mannnnnn it would look SO GOOD in that little useless nook in the living room, and there's that useless "wet bar" sink right behind it that'd make water changes SO easy, and aaahhhhhhhh someone save meeeeeee.......