So I had some time to kill before I went to class today, so I decided to stop by petco and look around. I went over to check out the bettas and and didn't really see anything that caught my eye. So I went over to look at the plants, and they had a whole bunch of females on top of the tank, and I saw one that just didn't look right.
I looked a little closer and realized that it was actually a plakat! I wasn't 100% sure (like 95%) so I took him back over to the main display and put him by another male and he stared flaring like a madman. So I went and hid him in the very back of the display(couldn't bring him with me to class) and came back afterwards and got him.
So here he is, my $2.88 "female!"
He still needs a name too...