Lmao, I'm glad! (: Enlightening the world about the welfare of bettas, one boyfriend at a time. :P
My boyfriend and I bought my betta together - we both thought the 1.5 gallon tank would be okay. Then I explained to him how terrible it was, after doing research, and on our date he drove me all the way to Petco and helped me buy new things for Epsilon, lol.