I'm going to continue to rant.
I had my guineas on the floor, with the cage top ontop (so they wouldn't wander xD) while I cleaned the fleece piece I use for them. I came back with it, and refilled their water, put them back in their cleaned cage, and noticed a pinkish tinge to urine on the floor...
THREE GUESSES WHO. (Creature). There's no squeaking during peeing, but obsessive amounts of water being drank, pink tinged pee.... SOME PEOPLE >:(
So far: Underweight, possible lack of Vitamin C, Possible ovarian cysts, possible UTI, possible pregnancy, possible internal mites, hopefully bumblefoot doesn't appear though I have treated her foot with epsom salt baths