I gave the betta bug to my mom now. She wants one on her desk or somewhere. MWUA HA HA! Here is the discussion:
Mom: My head hurts
ME: Mom, bettas are known to help headaches, it is like they can read your mind. They are also cute!
Mom: But I will feed it too muck till it looks like a potato.
Me: MOM! You wouldn't. Just feed it 2 in the morning and 2 at night. All the other treats will make a full meal.
Mom: I will think about.
Me: YES!
Mom: What?
Me: never mind.
She is going to get one (probably!), and

YAY! Do you think she got the betta bug?
Names my mom might use:
Cutie, baby, and cutie cutie!
She will read this, anytime now.