I found this on the site "Customer not always right"
It always gives me a good laugh, but some of them make me question humanity these days.....this is one of them.
Pet Store | Staten Island, NY, USA
(A young woman approaches the front register with a dead Siamese fighting fish in a cup.)
“I want a refund on my fish. All the fish I buy here keep dying! This is my 3rd replacement. I don’t understand what could be wrong except that you sell sick fish!”
“I’m very sorry for that miss. I assure you we give all of our animals, including our fish, excellent care. Could you describe to me anything you noticed wrong with your fish before it passed away?”
“Well when I first get one it’s completely fine. I change the water once a week, add water conditioner, and it seems happy and healthy. Then, after a couple of weeks it starts looking really sickly and one day it just dies for no apparent reason.”
“Ok, well what were you feeding it? Was it eating well?”
“Feeding it? These kind of fish eat?”
“Yes of course they do. Everything needs to eat.”
“Wow, really?! I thought they just ate the water.”