So, I love firefly, and I was thinkin', hey, why not name my fish after Jayne Cobb? I mean, they are both ugly an' all, so here is a song 'bout Jayne (the fish)
Jayne!
The betta Fish they call Jayne!
He robbed from the shrimp and he gave to the fish,
He swam up to the shrimp and he gave him what for.
Our love for him now, aint hard to explain,
The hero of Raypond, the betta fish they call Jayne!
Our Jayne saw the fishs' backs breakin'
He saw the fishs’ lament
And he saw the magistrate takin'
Every pellet and leavin' five crumbs
So he said, "You can't do that to my fishys"
"You can't crush them under your heel"
Jayne strapped on his bag
And in five seconds flat
Stole everything Boss shrimpins had to steal
He robbed from the shrimp and he gave to the fish
Stood up to the Shrimp and he gave him what for
Our love for him now ain't hard to explain
The Hero of Raypond, the betta fish they call Jayne
Now here is what separates heroes
From common fish like you and I
The betta fish they call Jayne
He turned 'round his fins
And let that food hit the tank
He dropped it onto our houses
He dropped it into our yards
And the betta fish they call Jayne
He turned round his fins
And headed out for the stars
He robbed from the shrimp and he gave to the fish
Stood up to the Shrimp and he gave him what for
Our love for him now ain't hard to explain
The Hero of Raypond, the betta fish they call Jayne!
do you like it?
don'tcha think? :))