Lol, these are awesome XD
Okay, so here's the last one I had.
I was in this magical, midieval place- there was a big, big hill that could stretch for as long as you could see, and going down, there was a passage of thick thorns that you had to slide on your back to get down. At the bottom of the hill there was a tuny horse stable immediately to the left, and then there was a big marketplace.
Okay, so I lived in a crumbly, dusty, gross old house on tbe top of the hill (if you've seen Salad Fingers, the house looks like that.) with another character who I think was my old babysitter. Everytime I walked into a room in the house, a gun would magically appear in my hands, and a dark caped and masked figure would be sitting somewhere in the room and would point his gun at me and yell "Kill me!"
I would always get frightened and run away. He had bullet holes in his body and it was really disgusting O.o So eventually I went out of the house and he was there again, only he was smiling and friendly. He talked to me for a bit, then beckoned for me to go slide down into the thorn path and follow him. I saw him go down, and I went down, but when I reached the bottom he wasn't there. So I decided to pay the horse stables a visit. I jumped on a horse bare-back, and it started galloping. It's mane suddenly burst into flames, and it dissapeared into a puff of ashes and smoke. It was kind of disturbing, actually.
So then I went back up into my house on the hill, but they caped guy wasn't there anymore. My old babysitter was sitting at the kitchen table with a chicken on her head, reading a book of marshmallows, and drinking a thick slimy green liqud. She got up, and one of her eyes suddenly half fell out

and she told me, "I don't think he's a person... I think he's a shape-shifter." Only it came out sounding like "Ee dunn thin ee's ahhh peersoonnn, Ee thin ee's ahh shappee-sheeftaah."
And then it ended there.