Creative Instant Messenger Greetings

[LinuxTux37]

Ok, well I first want to apologize for my hiatus on here, I just realized 8th grade honors classes give up to 50 hours of homework per week, and I have been exhausted let alone have time to post. Finally, I have a vacation. So anyway, this may be the stupidest and most insecure topic ever posted on here, but I need fun and creative ways to greet on instant messenger. I normally wouldn't care, but here's the deal. I've been talking to a girl from my school nightly (and daily) at school and on MSN. Here's the big deal. She is mind-blowingly smart. I feel really egotistical saying this, but almost as smart as me (sorry I said that, but I want you to know how mind-blowing it is.) We talk a lot about philosophy and stuff, that's how she is. Onward with my topic. I am not too smooth with words, and I always want to say something fun. I'm always stuck with Hi or Heya or hello, and she's like "Ello guvner" or "Mazeltov!" What are some other greetings for me to use? I need a list, and nothing too weird, please. Sorry to bother you with my troubles, and yes, I will ask her out soon.



Also, while I'm here, does anybody else here like Questionable Content?

[1fish2fish]

I use the ever classy... 'sup? LOL

Or.. Bonjour, Aloha, Hola, WAZZZUUUUPP?!??.. ya know.. really intelligent things ;)

[Malvolti]

You could always try;

- Guten abend (German for good evening).
- Ahoy hoy (Alexander Grahm Bell's way of answering the phone)