Haha, sorry, guys. I knew some people's eyes would bug out, but that was what came first to mind for a title! No, I like this forum. There are bigger ones out there, but then it gets overwhelming keeping up, and I just stop altogether.
Anyway, the way the 10 gal is set up, with two fluorescent resin decorations my friend and her daughter gave me ( :p ), I'd have to split it in half. Plus, my 50W Ebo-Jager heater is 9" long, so I'd have to have the UGF uplift on one side and the heater on the other, with one ornament in each to balance things. It would be good with a black orchid and platinum white, I think.
The trouble is still money, though! But you never know, I might find something at a local store for an amazing discount (because they often don't know just what they have there.) And the way I am, I might just fall in love with a regular $4 VT for whatever reason, and I'll be happy with him!