Everyone needs a little giggle now and then!!!
I want a job cleaning mirrors. It's really something I can see myself doing.
Did you hear about the two men that stole a calender? They each got 6 months.
Why don't you ever see Elephants hiding in trees?? Because they're REALLY good at it.
Why can't you hear a Pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because the "p" is silent.
If you're ever cold, just go stand in the corner. They're usually about 90 degrees.
How do you know if you're going to drown in milk? It's "Past your eyes"!!!!
A Steak pun is a rare medium well done.
A man was caught shoplifting balanced on the shoulders of two vampires. He was arrested on two counts.
The wedding was so beautiful, even the cake was in tiers.
What did the Mountain name his son?? Cliff.
If you're struggling on what to get someone for Christmas, get them a fridge and watch their face light up when they open it.
People are making apocalypse jokes like there's no tomorrow.
I cut my finger chopping cheese, but I think I have grater problems.
When you have a bladder infection, urine trouble.
I had a nightmare that I drowned in an ocean of orange soda. It took me awhile to realize it was just a Fanta Sea.
I gave away all my dead batteries today, free of charge.
I'm terrified of Elevators. I'm going to start taking steps to avoid them.
What's the advantage of living in Switzerland? Well, the flag is a big plus.
I heard there was a new store called "Moderation". They have everything there.
A termite walks into a bar and asks, "Is the Bar tender here?"
A red ship and a blue ship have collided in the Caribbean. The passengers are marooned.
What do you call a group of Killer Whales playing instruments? And Orca-stra.
Breaking News! Energizer Bunny Arrested! Charged with battery.
I fear for the Calender... its days are numbered.
Have you ever heard of the music band Cellophane?? They mostly Wrap.
Now that I've started the giggles... ADD MORE OF YOUR OWN!! Let's get our daily dose of laughter together!!