Ever since I've gotten into high school, I've, well... heard some very strange things. Sadly, most of the things I've heard can't be posted here because of various family-unfriendly content, but a while back a group of my friends overheard this chick ("her face was ORANGE") chewing this guy out, saying "Don't you start with me! Don't you START with me!"
Oh, and the people I sit by in my math class crack me up. Every day, it's pretty much the same pattern: Guy A does something to freak out my friend, K, and Guy B joins in and just the stuff they get into... It's enough to have me simultaneously weep for mankind and because I'm laughing so hard. Again, not much I can say about it without probably offending anyone, but I'll try to find something of worth to post.
So, my question to you guys: anything funny you'd like to share?