Neil says whales sob so I guess they do . . . *shrugs* It's for the fish and it's for your health. You'll do fine. Trust me. I can't even run a 15 minute mile. I can't even run a whole mile. In fact, I'm not sure I can run even a 1/4 of a mile. Heck with it, give me a bicycle or some rollerblades.
Sadly, no, it wasn't a joke. Although I might be able to shave it down to 12 if I'm inspired (chased by rabid dogs). I suck at running so bad. You should see my legs. No muscle. At all. So ya see, you're not in such bad shape after all, Diablo.
Compared to most people in my school, I'm not in shape. Apparently, so I hear, compared to the rest of America a majority of my school is seriously underweight. I'm in better shape than I look, but I'm no miracle :P
She can barely run through the house because she has that giant fat pouch she has to lug around. It swings around like a cow's udder. Honestly, the funniest thing I've ever seen is watching her run from behind. I've been trying to get a video of it but so far no go.