Oh, god. Gonna have to take the hubby to the doctor now.
I hope this isn't too graphic to post, if it is, someone can just delete it, I won't be offended.
On the very top of his buttcrack, there are tiny, vertical holes in a line. They bleed and leak pus, and above it there is a bump. I think it sounds like pilonidal sinus infection or something. Anyone had experience with this? Pilonidal cysts are common in young, hairy men. Lol. Poor baby. Now he's freaked out about my thyroid as well as his butt.
Edit: @Bekah: How pretty!!!