Two things I've learned about my rat Dinah: she loves to kiss and she leaks when she's excited. She's a freakin' Chihuaha.
Not happy with one of my cats. She is so high-strung and so stressed by the other cats that she has chewed all the fur off her stomach and is now getting bald patches elsewhere. Sigh. I told my mom way back when Peggy first came that she didn't do well with other cats and we should rehome her and she wouldn't listen. But now it's too late, we're attached to her so she's going to go bald. She's soooooo high-maintenance! How we'd find her a home anyway. What would we say? "She doesn't like people or other cats, she bites for no reason and she absolutely MUST be the center of your attention at all times even if she must force her way into your lap or in front of you. She bites when mad, drools when happy, and emits a strange smell when extremely happy. You'll absolutely love her."