So, because the houseguest spends hours in the bathroom (same bathroom where the kitty litter box is), one of my cats just couldn't hold it anymore and/or wanted to express his displeasure. So he let loose on my bed. While I was still in it.
Did I mention this particular cat has stinky waste that could kill?
I'll be needing a new comforter and a new mattress topper and maybe new sheets too. Good news is the mattress topper kept it from getting to the more expensive mattress.
And it's only Monday. The houseguest is here until Saturday.